Some fucking good science

December 23, 2009

You may recall an idiot from a previous post called Goodscienceforyou (quite possibly the most ironic username ever chosen). Well, he now has his own forum
Quick history – Goodscienceforyou hates evolution. So much so, that he will go out of his way to mis-spell it as often as possible. He likes to refer to it as ‘Evodelusionism’ (although he often doesn’t spell that right either) which he seems to think is extremely clever. He also coined the abbreviation of human emotional mental garbage, ¬†HEMG. He says

A science based on slogans is not science

but as we can’t really trust someone who uses slogans instead of science, we should probably look elsewhere. Still, it’s hard to turn your browser away.
According to GSFY, he has what he defines as an ‘extreme IQ’, which he refers to constantly. I thought it prudent to note one or two points of his genius flourishing.

Diamond are no longer carbon, they are diamonds. Moron!

I love that he ends that sentence with ‘Moron!’

Mutation is a foudational [sic] scientific term from genetics that specifically means a genetic freak. It has always meant that. It means the chromosomes are messed up and out of balance from the parents of the mutant offspring.

Otherwise known as the X-Men hypothesis of genetic mutation…

He does have some genuine moments of clarity, though. Like a diamond (made of carbon) in the rough, there are little bright glimmers.

Opinions are like butt holes, everybody has them, but all you get is crap from them.

Goodscienceforyou, spa salesman.

You cannot teach a wild animal with kindness, while they are eating a young child’s mind with deception.

I’d love to post more of GSFY’s quotes, but the sheer mountain of idiocy, hyperbole and comical non-sequitur leads to ill health – my sides are splitting. But like a former junkie, I’m sure I’ll be back for another fix before long.

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